Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their goats if they have any and if they don't then they should perhaps consider purchasing as there is an excellent bargain available from seven old women who once were in the business of selling the teeth from the goats but then got out of it when prices dropped and some fellow from Moldavia stole all of the necessary nutrients used in the cultivation of the various and sundry crops required by the foods eaten by goats who are raised for the purpose of harvesting their teeth or even their toenails which also are highly valued by a man in the Far East who uses them as an aphrodisiac in the encouragement of his turtles to breed so that he may sell their lovely shells as rewards to any good men who come to the aid of their goats.